First off, welcome to what is a very different interface and very different style of doing things. I hope you enjoy what I’m going to be testing out for a couple of weeks.
I like writing my daily emails more than anything, and frankly, I would generally prefer to simply charge a small fee for them, for daily entertainment in your inbox, than the way I’ve done it for the last few years.
Not to mention, over the years, I can’t count how many times people have said…
“Well, I bought this product, didn’t really want or need it, but I just wanted to support you for all the free stuff you’ve done.”
I mean, I’d rather charge a small amount just for the newsletter (and still pitch good offers at the end for my higher-ticket stuff) than have someone buy something they didn’t need.
Make no mistake, I am in the business of making money. I’ve also never made a secret about this. Most of you know that if you have a problem with this that you are not held hostage and are free to leave anytime.
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So, a friend of mine told me about this platform you’re currently reading this email and article on.
It both sends to your email address (for convenience) and archives it on the site.
I can split between both free and paid posts, so everyone can get something.
Plus, it lets me charge a very nominal fee that I think will be appealing to a lot of people, especially right now. And, to boot, it gets me excited to write. I’ve been missing that lately. I want to provide commentary and fun in these hard times. I want to give the advice that I have, to help you improve your life, but I also want to make a fair living.
So, let’s try this out and see how it goes, shall we?
Internet business is about testing new stuff and seeing what works. If it doesn’t, I’ll just revert back to the old ways of doing things in a bit.
Basically, the post you see below is free, but some of the posts on my new site are locked down and you’ll need to subscribe to get them.
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(Members of ACTUALLY ABROAD — please do not subscribe. I will be sending out more info in the coming days with access, and will continue running that group.)
Bath Water Is More Expensive Than Oil Right Now
Remember last year, when some e-thot gamer girl was bottling up her used bath water and selling it to morons?
(Googles real quick..)
Well, turns out she also now sells her pee.
And used chewing gum.
Weird times we live in.
Where a bottle of bath water from a girl on the Internet is worth significantly more than a bottle of crude oil.
For those who missed it the other day, futures contracts of crude oil went plummeting down to negative numbers.
Basically, if you’d had storage in the random city in Oklahoma where it was all going, you could have been paid to take the oil. I don’t think I personally had ever seen gas below $2.95 at the station near the home I grew up at. It’s down to $2.25 right now. Crazy!
When all this was going down a few days ago, I was chuckling and thinking about that e-girl who was selling her bath water.
And just how broken the dating market is for something like that to actually work. I ain’t knocking her, she’s smart as shit — it’s the guys buying it who are dumber than a bucket of oil.
In a nutshell, we must ask, what’s it going to take to change the tides of this back to normal?
I’m going to cover that tonight, so stay tuned…